Durex Condom Tester
I saw this in on Yahoo news. This has got to be a man’s dream job. Testing condoms! But it’s only open to Australians. If you go to their website, you will see a photo of a woman in a revealing nurse outfit. I can imagine all the hamsap lohs applying for the job thinking that they will be asked to put on a Durex condom, hop into bed and have sex with a woman. Dream on lar…
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Stretch your talents as a condom tester CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it’s the world’s best job, a "sexecutive position." An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products. "Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse’s outfit. "With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media. The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner, White said. In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company’s products. Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said. "To apply, simply explain why you think you’re right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au. |
Wouldn’t it be funny if they arrive for "work" and was told that they need to hump each other instead! ahahahaha….
Or once they have the condom on, the Durex people will take out a rubber band and start testing how "sensitive" is their tee-tee, Toing! "Got feeling or not? Can feel or not?" :P
On the online application form, there is a question "Tell us why you want to be a Durex Condom Tester?", the funniest applications will be posted on their website every week. I could only think of a few,
- "I’m 90 years old and haven’t tested a condom in a long, long time."
- "I was a woman until a recent sex organ transplant. I need to see if my new organ works or not."
- "My wife tells me Durex condoms gives a woman the best experience during sex. I’ve never used Durex before so I’d really love to try it out. Hey wait! How did my wife know Durex condoms are the best? Arrrgh!!!"
Can you think of any?
