The horny client and the China dolls - Part III
This is a continuation from Part I and Part II. This is the final part.
I tell you some of you are just so horny. Steamy la, sexciting la, how can nothing happen la. I can tell you now that there is nothing sexciting below. Nothing happened. So skip this post if you are expecting some sexciting details. :)
We walk into the karaoke and the blonde Chinese guy who drove the van earlier spots Mr. T and comes and greets him, "Boss, so early tonight? Finish your dinner liao?". Mr. T answers him and an auntie comes over. She welcomes Mr. T and he tells her that Mr. S is his boss and they want a big room. The auntie replies a room is already prepared for us as one of the China dolls had called her in advance on the way here. I’m thinking to myself, if they are already prepared, some one’s wallet is sure going to be sucked dry tonight. I imagine one of the dolls on her mobile saying "Headquarters! Big Water Fish on the way! Big Water Fish on the way!"
We are ushered into a not so well lit room that can easily sit 20 people. The sofa goes all around the wall. Unopened bottles of XOs and VSOPs are already on the tables. BC whispers to me, "I don’t think this is one of those el-cheapo karaoke joints". I smile and reply, "I think this must be Kuantan’s version of Club De Macau". Club De Macau is a night club located at Renaissance Hotel. I don’t know whether it’s still there. Just to give you an idea, I have had entertainment bills that touched more than RM15k before for just one night. Some of the girls there drive BMWs to work! And there is nothing cheap either. You want supper, you have to kao (pursue) the girls. But I don’t think this place will be as exclusive as De Macau.
Auntie says that it’s a very busy night (You see what people do on Merdeka weekends la) and there are too many customers so have to wait awhile for the dolls. Every doll is busy with customer. But she jokes with Mr. S that he has already gotten one of their most popular dolls in tai pao. Mr. T replies "We also want the popular ones". Auntie laughs "Aiyah, you already know all my popular dolls in the whole of state of Pahang! Where got some more".
She picks on JK (easily noticeable as the youngest among us) asking him if he was going to loose his virginity tonight. That made me & BC laugh so hard. She adds, "What type of girl would you like to give your virginity to?". JK gets annoyed, "I’m not a virgin la".
"Aiyah, don’t shy lah. You cannot bluff me wan. I see you I know liao. I can bet your kkj is still pink color. If you say I’m wrong, I dare you to take off your pants to show me". Ahhahahahaha.
Some more dolls join us. Same old, same old. Play stupid games like who lose who drink, who lose who show "assets", etc. Some quite aggressive. Touch here and there. *ahem* The dolls keep on rotating between rooms. Really busy night I guess. Except for the ones that have already been chosen by us like tai pao. She never left Mr. S. I was sitting close to them.
I didn’t drink that much that night. It’s not because I can’t drink. Believe me I can drink. All the years of entertaining has toughen me up as a drinker. Heck, I have gout at my age as a result of my drinking. Nowadays, I’m more of a social drinker. BC who I have known for a long time, is not a drinker. Niamah, he is down right hopeless in holding his drink. Whenever we’ve entertained together, he is always the first to crash out on the sofa. It’s the same case now. BC was down and out.
JK was different. When he’s not working, he’s clubbing. He can drink better than BC. His companion was a China doll that strikingly resembles his girlfriend. After some time, they hit it off and she sat on his lap. When I say on his lap, I mean she faces him, opens up her legs and sits on "him". Her knees are on the sofa, on each of his sides. Her hands holding the back of the sofa and sometimes his head for support. His hands were "supporting" her ass to make sure she doesn’t fall. Wah, so gentleman ah? JK is in a bad relationship. He is hurting inside. On the way from KL, me and BC were giving him advice to dump his girlfriend. I’m glad he had a good time.
Mr. T was missing. I can guess where he went. He went for a quickie with a China doll upstairs. The private rooms were upstairs.
Mr. K had his arms around two China dolls on each side. I was too far away to see what they were rubbing.
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Me? I sneaked out to a cybercafe to check out your blog. ;)
At the end of the night when everyone had sobered up. Mr. S bought supper. The China dolls tag along. One of those dolls was a girl named LL. She had entered our room later that night. I noticed her looking at my watch and only then did she sit beside me. I knew why. A local nightclub girl once told me, obviously rich customers spend more and tip better. If they wanted to find out if a customer was rich or not, they would look at his watch. LL must have thought my Petaling Street watch was a real Omega. She so nice to me but in the end get nothing. :P
She was not tall. She did not have long legs. But she could speak broken engrish and cantonese. I found out that she was born in Foshan, the birth place of Wong Fei Hung. I have been on assignment in Foshan before in the early 90s. That gave us something common to talk about. She also used to work at Genting under a pimp. The pimp forced them to cheat their customers. They would apply some medication on the dolls’ nipples. So when the customers sucked on their nipples, they would pass out and fell asleep! No need to have sex. I asked her what happens when a customer doesn’t suck her nipples. She laughed, "Ten out of ten men will suck a doll’s nipples when offered to them in their face". She’s got a point. So beware the next time you’re going up to Genting. Resist those nipples! This is a public service announcement.
So finish liao. Final liao. No more part 4. Sekian terima kasih!
Sure hope this is finale man…Wait wait wait, now only post…:P
Reply : Yes, final liao.
Comment by Shireen — 12 September 2007 @ 6:14 pm
WAH!! formalin titties!! HHAHAHA!!
man i should be careful with my girlfriend also.. later i suck her tits and wake up in a garbage dump naked with my wallet missing.
Reply : Sai mm sai or? Ur girlfriend liao, just take ur wallet only lor… hahahaha
Comment by Ting Tit Lei — 12 September 2007 @ 7:25 pm
eh i tot virgin kukubirds are green colour wan…cheng tau chai ma…Pink colour is dog’s kukubird la. Muahahhahah
Reply : eh?? Last time my wan pink color wan wor. Ahahahaha.
Comment by sasha — 12 September 2007 @ 9:08 pm
Hmmm…even though no steamy action whatsoever, I am not disappointed with this finale…You ended it pretty well…lol! :D
Reply : Oh my gosh, u sound so disappointed. Ahahahaha.
Comment by Clare — 12 September 2007 @ 11:02 pm
oh yeah… damn it. like ban 7 like that
Reply : Sorry I didn’t get u. Ban 7 what?
Comment by Ting Tit Lei — 12 September 2007 @ 11:47 pm
Tq tq! Now I known if I wan to have c doll, I must be married, look rich, wear ‘expansive’ watch & try to behave like a virgin! Oh yes I must wash their nen nen before I suck it! Most ‘educational’ this post! So any more?? Can tech ur reader how to pick up chick?? He! He! Have a nice day!
Reply : Cheh…u don’t need to learn from me how to pick up chicks lar… u oledi sifoo liao.
Comment by Horny Ang Moh — 12 September 2007 @ 11:52 pm
Good Morning Adrian,
You are in trouble now. I am sending the ladies from my blog over to yours so you have to answer to them. Muahahahaha. Good day. Sekian terima kasih. *runs away*
Reply : Better yet I think you ladies should send me photos of ur husband so that I can tell you whether or not I’ve seen him before at a karaoke. Hahahaha
Comment by mumsgather — 13 September 2007 @ 9:13 am
Haha, I think this post is very educative, even for a lady. For safety purposes, maybe we gals can also put formalin on our nipples. Wakakakaka….
Why start your post saying your readers are horny? We are just a bunch of NORMAL hormone-raging youngsters. Kekeke
Reply : Eh, that is a very good suggestion! Safety mah, hor?
Normal hormone-raging youngsters? Horny lor… akakaakaka.
Comment by Princess Eileen — 13 September 2007 @ 10:10 am
Lucky u didn’t end this post with “nothing happened”!
or else… ;-)
did u get that half-cup bra or not? make sure not skin-toned corour ah…!!!
Reply : Eh, but nothing happened for me lah… I fought very hard against the temptation you know! (but no one will believe me lar)
I took the China doll’s half cup and gave it to my wife. ahahahahaha. Nolar, my wife says half cup is only for women with big “assets”. See, she also potong my steam.
Comment by mott — 13 September 2007 @ 12:20 pm
Damn! Last time was go to Haadyai.. now go Kuantan also got action!!
Is that a real pix of Mr S and piao mei-ah? Not bad.. not bad… Mr S’s bod, that is!!
(hahaha.. now you know, ladies also ogle..!!) :lol:
Reply : Haadyai now dangerous, Kuantan still doesn’t have a lot of places for “entertaining” but has a huge demand (horny men).
Only ogle? What about fantasize? hehehe
Comment by kat — 13 September 2007 @ 1:42 pm
Your China doll series are going into my all time favourite hall of fame! lol
Diu, why so humble wor?? You can’t leave room for the possibility china doll like to see your hands and not the watch? You see, my former landlady (she’s ex-hostess) told me, you can tell how big little bro is by looking at a man’s hand. As for the diameter, checkout the fingers. Big round stubby fingers are the best! Dildo standard. lol
Can you post a picture of your hand? Unlike Lilian Too, I give free assessment…
BTW, did you time MR T? If I’m him, die die also stay up there at least an hour… if not malu.
Reply : Serious ah? I thought it was quite boring. I had to hold back on alot of details because of all the young kids who visit my blogs. :)
According to a news report sometime back, China dolls are only interested in one thing, the size of ur wallet! Indons are more interested in the size a man’s kkj.
Hah!!!! Women look at hands ah?? Not shoes ah?? I thought men with big feet have big kkj? Niamah, I purposely buy oversized shoes some more. ;)
I can tell you normal time for these men is 20-30 minutes of action. The rest of the time is taking a bath, cleaning up after, etc. The girls r highly skilled in making them cum faster. The faster the better for the dolls. Can service more customers.
Comment by helen — 13 September 2007 @ 1:58 pm
“Me? I sneaked out to a cybercafe to check out your blog. ;)”
You really sneak out ar??
Reply : I swear when I was writing that line, I thought to myself sure someone will ask me that question. And I am quite sure it will either be pookyma or horny ang moh!
Comment by pookyma — 13 September 2007 @ 2:11 pm
Hahaha.. I thought the nose was a good indicator. Check out the nose on Jackie Chan! But that one I cannot confirm whether the theory is true or not though.
Seems pretty accurate for my husband…. :D
Reply : Eh but some nose hor…. is due to too much korek hidung (digging) wor. :P
Comment by kat — 13 September 2007 @ 7:46 pm
:p I nearly have an asthma attack reading your posts hahaha. Not because they’re steamy, they’re just so damn hilarious
Reply : U r a man with a good sense of humor.
Comment by Jonny — 13 September 2007 @ 10:29 pm
Hallo! See if u post up this sort of topic sure got a lot of respond wan ! But as helen say hand is a good indicator! I am sure u will agree with me! He! He! So anymore sexepriance to post up??? Have a good day!
Reply : Hallo…. I know ur hand very big lah. Hahahaha
Comment by Horny Ang Moh — 13 September 2007 @ 11:48 pm
Uncle…why u think so?
I’m not as horny as Horny Ang Moh ok…
Reply : Eh, I wasn’t talking about being horny…. well in Ang Moh’s case yes lah. In your case it’s curiosity. ;)
Comment by pookyma — 14 September 2007 @ 5:00 pm
adrian… so many girl readers looking for sexciting stuff la… u disappointd them.
Reply : The girls or the guys? Hahaha
Comment by zewt — 17 September 2007 @ 1:02 am