I often tease my son by asking him which girl he liked in class or at his day care nursery and he would tell me a name.  I would ask him why he liked her and he would give me some reason like "She smile very nice lar… very cute." :P  

There’s this girl at his nursery who he is very close with and his teacher would tease him by saying that the girl was his girlfriend.  Even my dotter would tell me the same whenever I went to pick them up, "Neh… this wan is his girlfriend lor…"  My son would then smile sheepishly just like a moron. :P

Once he kissed the girl on the cheeks and even though it was one of those innocent things that kids do, the teacher had to tell him to not do it again.  I agreed with what the teacher did.  Even though it was innocent, you never know how the girl’s parents would react.

My son asked me why it was wrong to kiss the girl.  The teacher said it was wrong for a boy to kiss a girl.  He said it was just a kiss on the face and not on the lips.  He didn’t understand why it was wrong to kiss the girl because he also kissed mommy, guama, auntie V, etc, etc before.  He was innocent.

Today I went to pick up my son from kindie, something I hadn’t done for the past few weeks.  Today’s the last day of school and while we were leaving, my son said his goodbyes to his friends.  He seems to have more girl friends than boys buthen again there are more girls than boys in his class.  One of the girls said bye-bye and then blew him a kiss.  My son as usual had that sheepish grin on his face, just like a moron. :P

While in the car, I asked him about his love life (since it’s been sometime since I last picked him up from kindie).

His reaction to my question was to pump his fist in the air and shout "I WILL SUCCESS!" (yes, he said success) :P

WTF was dat!?  Kids do the darnest things?  I dunno.  I’m clueless.  Maybe he has too much of my sot sot dei genes in him. :P

But I just wanted all of you to know that my son is already messed up and it will not be because of me getting a divorce from wifey. :P