Job Application
Someone mailed in her resume to us asking if we had any job openings. I read through the cover letter and it made me laugh.
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Resimay
To hoom it mei kansern,
I am Russia student stardy part time in Malysia. I waunt to aply for job if ther is any job avalobel.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain women and all the menn.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can diskas wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wort,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopfuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
lotty
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Funny right? Seriously in today’s work environment, you need to be able to speak and write English. At the very minimum, people should be able to understand you. Her letter was just full of too many errors. On top of that, it shows she doesn’t know much about software.
I didn’t continue reading her CV but just flipped through it and saw she had included her photo.
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So I wrote her back.
Dear Lotty,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check. Can you start on Monday?
ps: That’s really an email someone sent me. The title of the email was ‘If you are the prospective employer, what will be your response? Honestly’
WTF ?!! tak aci ar.. u said u wan to post ur pu-pu mom meeting with V wan wor..
this kinda post / forwarded email i always read wan lah ..
Reply : Yes ah? Why u never forward to me wan…
Comment by janicepa — 21 May 2009 @ 4:28 pm
Whoah I think I know what to do jor la! No wonder no news from the company I applied job la !
Reply : Hah.. know u know.
Comment by Shannon — 21 May 2009 @ 7:59 pm
sure u will hire lotty? i will!! :p
Reply : If I were the ceo of a big company, I would. :P
Comment by a n g e l e s — 22 May 2009 @ 2:19 am
tetek fake, fail!
hows things with V?
still wondering howd u know im ttl =p
Reply : Wild guess. :P
Comment by JENG JENG JENG — 22 May 2009 @ 3:11 am
Hahahahahahhaha!!! yer too funny..1!!
Reply : It was an email someone sent me.
Comment by mama bok — 22 May 2009 @ 3:50 am
I need a job…
Reply : U looking to change job or looking for job? what do u do btw. Better start sending out ur bikini photos. :P
Comment by gnes — 22 May 2009 @ 9:22 am
wonder if there really are ppl who send in such resumes! if i’m prospective employer… i will have a good laugh and press delete. :P
Reply : I would press delete also… but after I save the pic. :P
Comment by lingzie — 23 May 2009 @ 11:13 am
ahaha, russian english not dat bad wan la. Pronounciation teruk nia. and if is a female usually they will work part time until ur bed there wan.
Adrian u seriously hiring ppl meh? come come hire me eheh.
Reply : Hire u? A doctor for…..? Oklar, u send me ur resume with bikini photo first. :P
Comment by littlepolaris — 23 May 2009 @ 5:46 pm
:P hahhhahah
wat can I say huh !I bet the whole world all men boss will do the same as you :P
Reply : Yeah, except gay men.
Comment by pearly — 25 May 2009 @ 2:49 am
Hahahahha…
Fortunately, I know how to speak and write english.. Else I sure cannot get job as I dont have such “Wow” body.. hahahahha…
Reply : How u know. Maybe u can leh. U try sending ur bikini photo and see whther u can get job or not. :P
Comment by keeyit — 25 May 2009 @ 8:59 pm
Handsome handsome man, if you tak jadi want to hire her can you please pass me her contact? I think I need a personal assistant :p
Reply : Hahahah… she’s very in demand. :P
Comment by leyaw — 26 May 2009 @ 9:53 pm
Ha!
Reply : Ha! Ha!
Comment by little prince's mum — 29 May 2009 @ 6:43 pm